Have you ever had an embarrassing masturbation session, I mean one that was unplanned and regrettable?  How does yours compare to Jezebel’s 10 Worst Masturbation Stories?

Sally Draper from Mad Men inspired the phrase, “A Sally Draper Moment.”

Excerpt:

KEN

This is mortifying. I still shiver and block it out when the memory arises: I tended to use whatever was available at the age of 16; in my case, my little sister’s ken doll was just the right size. Being widely uneducated about how it all worked down there at that point, I would just sit on it and rock.

Well, we all know how easily those ken heads popped off…. yep. Into the the vajayjay. The problem was, I could not get it out myself. I flipped completely out, thoughts of it going up into my uterus and damaging my internal organs (again, not properly educated!) flying through my panic-induced brain.

Acid Test for Dominants

Over at MyDungeonSpace, we see posts and blogs from newbie subs who want to know how to protect themselves when seeking out a Dominant. Often times, they are exposed to D/s online.

Acid Tests for Dominants. Copyright DrSpankenstein. All rights reserved.

Reprinted as a public service from “Submission and Coffee” BDSM podcast, with permission.

Podcast of Dollie reading The Acid test.

There are plenty of points to discuss in this article.

Basically, “it’s a good  common sense piece of writing,” as one of our frequent posters said before she disagreed with one of the caveats.

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Getting cooked and eaten,Vorarephilia

4.  Ghost Fucking.  Yeah, you read it right.  It’s clinical name is Spectrophilia.

3.  Sex with Robots.  *pssst* No more cialis. Technosexualism  Could using a hitachi be considered Technosexual?

2.  Car fucking, Mechanophilia

1.  And finally, Giant fucking, aka macrophilia (Remember Deuce Bigelow?)

After nearly being a drowning victim three times in my life,  this article brought back memories of how it felt.  I could almost feel the suffocation while reading it.  I’m posting a link to it here, because drowning in a pool doesn’t happen to kids only.  Call this a public service announcement.

*Note:  RadarOnline shuffled this audio around so I had to re-link it. * But this one was introduced.

This morning, there was a report in the Daily Beast about Mel Gibson.  This awful article complete with a recording is about Mel ranting at the mother of his child, exposing the private horror of their relationship.

Is it a private affair that should be kept between the parties involved and the police? Is it an attempt to ruin him publicly, a show of vindictiveness, anger, or protection of herself and the child on her part?

What are your thoughts?

Hot and Sweet Confession

Announcing my bitch, pink twitch’s latest work.  It’s hot and sweet and semi-confessional from the mind of a man trying to come to terms with submission, his own need for submission.  He returns to his earliest memories of being a teenage boy caught masturbating while a make shift spreader bar is attached to his ankles.

From conception, it sparkles with creativity and is compelling in it’s execution; the piece is amazing. It speaks volumes on so many levels.  It’s like a good movie.  Each time I discover more, want to know more, and ponder on the revelations.

I love PostSecrets.  In fact, I have a very weathered copy of the original book that I’ve shared with friends and then, personally go retrieve.  It is an anonymous, therapeutic ‘outing’ of secrets, with the world.

The concept prompted my brainchild called  MyDungeonSecret which members use for a variety of messages from letting someone know they want to be their sub, or issue an observation they can’t spell out in a blog, or whatever passive aggressive thing they want to say.

Today, an article about a possible suicide prompted by a secret posted on their site yesterday is below:

Can PostSecret and Facebook Save a Life? – TIME NewsFeed.

Do you think that people will exploit the site for publicity?  Do the site owners ever find out if one of the posters really did commit suicide?  Do you think they have any moral or legal obligation?

The 11 Funniest Unintentionally-Sexual Books Of All Time PICTURES.

I don’t know about you, but I remember running across some of these titles in the school library.  *shock*

For more examples, go directly to the article on Huffington Post.

I have two sons who hopefully have emulated their dad as well as incorporated the best of moi, but ALL characteristics? *shakes head no*  What may be good for the goose may not be for the kidlets.

Although I agree that some of the characteristics listed in the article by  Tom Chiarella are the ideal for both men and women, how  realistic is it?

What Is a Man – Characteristics of the Ideal Man – Esquire.