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Blah blah blah

Tuesday, July 6th, 2010

It’s hot.   It’s blah.   I’m feeling blah.   Any suggestions?

Hot and Sweet Confession

Thursday, June 17th, 2010

Hot and Sweet Confession

Announcing my bitch, pink twitch’s latest work.  It’s hot and sweet and semi-confessional from the mind of a man trying to come to terms with submission, his own need for submission.  He returns to his earliest memories of being a teenage boy caught masturbating while a make shift spreader bar is attached to his ankles.

From conception, it sparkles with creativity and is compelling in it’s execution; the piece is amazing. It speaks volumes on so many levels.  It’s like a good movie.  Each time I discover more, want to know more, and ponder on the revelations.

The Washcloth

Sunday, April 11th, 2010

It tickled my funny bone because last week I went to the gynocologist for my annual. *thrilling…not!*

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist late in the week.

Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am.

The trip to his office took about thirty-five minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable.

I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, grabbed some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.   The doctor came in, greeted me, and without looking up from his notepad, perfunctorily shook my hand.

Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” I didn’t respond.  When I sat up, I noticed a slight smirk on his face.  Maybe it was my imagination.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.

The rest of the day was normal: some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After school when my six year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mommy, where’s my washcloth?” I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.”

*This is an oldie but goodie  but unfortunately the author is unknown.

Love Endures by Wolffie

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

Love Endures  by Wolffie

Love endures
Like granite pounded in the sand,
By eternity’s ocean,
Like sand fused into clear glass
By Earth fiery insides:
Love endures

Love endures,
Like steaming vapors rising to clouds,
from the rain-forest teeming,
Like clouds feeding
Chrystal clear mountain lakes,
Streaming into forest below:
Love endures

Love endures
Like an old mystic parchment,
By shaky hands endlessly copied,
Typed out under the candle flames eternal,
Printed is it’s wisdom,
For all to feed on and teach:
Love endures

Love endures
Like the iron chains reforged
From butterfly screams, soft lips flutters,
Heartbeats encapsulated and eyelashes stitched,
With carbon black and oxygen blue
Into steel the love’s iron fetters are turned:
Love endures

One Sentence – True stories, told in one sentence.

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

As the Pink Worm Squirms

Monday, October 26th, 2009

As the Pink Worm Squirms was written for my bitch, pink twitch.

Mistress plots
As the pink worm squirms

She stirs the cauldron
and putters about
and the pink worm squirms.

She kicks pots and pans
looking around
and the pink worm squirms.

She finds the bat
but throws it astray
as the pink worm squirms.

She opens the fridge
pulls out salami
and the pink worm squirms.

She said, oh no
it’s tomorrow’s lunch
and the pink worm sighs.

She moves some bottles
Finds the eggs
Boils them up
and the pink worm squirms.

She ices them down
Peels off the shells
and the pink worm squirms

She pulls out the peanut butter
Coats the eggs
And looks at him with a gleam in her eye
As the pink worm squirms
The last squirm of the day.

The following morning
She checked his cage and
Made him an omelet with the eggs that he laid!

© Nikita 2009

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