Word to the wise pussies – watch out for guys with new haircuts drinking jaegerbombers.

1.  What did you regret that you did the last 5 years?  Wasting valuable time on meaningless drama that doesn’t mean shit to me.

2.  What’s your favorite pop song today?  Crazy by Gnarles Barkley

3.  If you could give your friend a birthday gift that’s meaningful to you, what would it be? Making them their favorite meal from scratch.

4.  What would you want for your birthday?  Exclusions: good health, winning the lotto, and common answers along those lines.   Go on a trip with Anthony Bourdain to a place that’s not so primitive.

5.  Who do you really want to say ‘Fuck off”  to, but can’t?  Exclusions:  boss, spouse, family members, political figures and economy.

People who intentionally and with malicious forethought, interrupt me and don’t let me finish what I’m saying.  That makes me want to pick up a cream pie and shove it in their pie hole.  LOLOL

Your turn

1.  What did you regret that you did the last 5 years?

2.  What’s your favorite pop song?

3.  If you could give your friend a birthday gift that’s meaningful to you, what would it be?

4.  What would you want for your birthday?  Exclusions: good health, winning the lotto, and common answers along those lines.

5.  Who do you really want to say ‘Fuck off”  to, but can’t?  Exclusions:  boss, spouse, family members, political figures and economy.

From the Woody Allen classic movie “Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex *But Were Afraid to Ask”

Say what?  Inappropriate?  Wrong?  Huh?  Why can’t soldiers to lighten up every once in awhile?

Army rendition of Gaga hit

However, I understand the gravity of dancing while on duty.  Israeli army, these guys are going to be in a lot of trouble.

Personally, this would have been a better choice to rock out on

Becuz I FELT LIKE IT! ‘-D  Yanno, I needed something to pick me up.  The weather’s been terrible! Terrible I tell ya!  Used the time to work and work some more.  Just when I thought I was going to looz my mind, I ran across this frikking gen.  *satisfied grin*  If I play it anymore, I might stay up all night!

Marie Antoinette Inspires Louboutin’s Latest Shoe.    In a youtube clip, Florence from Shoe Blog, is shown drooling as she models the pair.

Chicken Nation

Video produced by smalltimepictures

So what’s the story behind me and chicken?

I – just – don’t – like to eat them.

For one thing, I hate biting into that gristly piece that always ends up on MY piece of chicken.

I remember a couple of times when I was served boiled chicken with potatoes. It was gamey. The potatoes tasted like the gamey chicken. *shivers*chokes back yukkies*

When I prepare chicken for others, I wear plastic gloves, tho I wear them when working with meat, too.

And another thing, just about everyone I know not only eat chicken, but LOVE to eat chicken.

Don’t get me wrong. I eat chicken on occasion, like when it’s broiled and drowned in buffalo chicken wing sauce. Barbecue sauce is good too.

So what do I eat? Hmmm . . . fish and a little meat, veggies and fruit everyday, oh and something sweet to cancel out the healthy stuff.

Why am I writing this blog about chicken? It’s 2 am, there’s buffalo chicken in the fridge, and I HONGRY!

AWAY WITH NOTHING  Miss X

Something steamy hot  for a coldwet  night. Enjoy